Uncovering Berlin


Colourful, alternative, steeped in history, and packed to bursting with mini adventures for the urban explorer, Berlin is now one of my favourite cities in Europe.

I originally planned on spending just a couple of nights here, but was instantly sucked in by the friendly locals, cheap beer and plentiful doner kebab shops (yeah, seriously).

If you are planning a jaunt through Europe, or looking for somewhere to spend an action-packed few days, Berlin is the city for you.

The thing is, this is a popular city and it has been written about a hundred and one times… I don’t want to give you folks information which you can easily find in a Lonely Planet and so, without further ado, I am proud to unveil the adventurer’s (hipsters need not apply) guide to Berlin…

East Side Gallery

Travel Costs

Accommodation: There is plenty of accommodation options in Berlin but I strongly recommend trying to stay somewhere relatively central; this is a big city! I stayed in the truly awesome East Seven Hostel which is hands down one of the most chilled hostels I have found in Europe. The facilities are ace, the staff friendly, and the communal area is a great place to get chatting to other sexy backpackers. If you are particularly short on cash, I recommend Couchsurfing. I don’t think camping within the city is a good idea; I did scope it out but was told by locals to avoid it.

Food: There are thousands of bars, cafes, and restaurants in Berlin, but many of these are expensive. Cheap doner places, open till late, are often the best budget meals around. I purposefully stayed in a hostel with a kitchen so I could cook my own food. Right next to East Seven Hostel is a truly awesome South Korean place where you can play Lego whilst waiting for your food, what more do you need?

Transport: You can get to Berlin by direct flights from most major European cities or and the city also has fantastic rail links with mainland Europe.. The U-bahn is the best way to get around. You can buy a ticket which entitles you to all day travel for around seven euros. It’s also easy to get on without a ticket but, if you do get caught, it’s a sixty euro fine.

Top Things To See & Do

OK, so Berlin really is packed to bursting with awesome, yet very touristy sites, which you must nonetheless attempt to see. Now, I personally somehow managed to forget about all of these until the very last night when I went on a very drunk (it’s legal to drink in the street here) walking tour of most of the sites, this was surprisingly fun as everything is lit up at night. Berlin is a great place to go on a free walking tour

Checkpoint Charlie: Kind of overrated in my opinion but there’s some cool street musicians hanging out here.

Reichstag: Go to the top for the best view of Berlin! Make reservations online in advance.

East Side Gallery: Longest existing stretch of the Berlin Wall. Every 10 years they hire artist to paint new murals. (another good place to see the wall is Bernauer straße)

Jewish Museum: If you’re thinking about going to the museum under the Holocaust Memorial, go here instead. It’s much more informative, and better done. But fair warning, it’s HUGE.

New Synagogue: A beautiful synagogue that was bombed during WWII and renovated. There is a small exhibition inside.

Mauerpark: Hands down one of my favourite places to hang out in Berlin. There is a massive flea market every Sunday and every other Sunday there is a park-wide Karaoke contest! Plenty of friendly looking folks around who will try to sell you weed, decline politely and they shall leave you alone.

Oktoberfest: If you’re lucky enough to be in Berlin during Oktoberfest, you are in for a very wild ride indeed….


Urban Exploring in Berlin

For me, Berlin was all about the urban exploring. For those of you who don’t know what urban exploring is – well, it’s basically exploring abandoned or infrequently visited parts of a city; whether this is the off-limits parts of the catacombs in France or abandoned nuclear missile silos in Russia. Berlin has a ton of awesome, and freaky, sites to explore. If you are into real exploring and graffiti, definitely have a crack at some urban exploring. I recommend always trying to go with a buddy. I strongly recommend checking out Abandoned Berlin for more up to date information. Check out this video I made on Snapchat (follow me @wthatton) of my escapades exploring the abandoned sites of Berlin.

Konigin Elisabeth Hospital:

The first place I checked out in Berlin and a relatively safe introduction to urban exploring. Very easy to get into, you simply hop a four foot fence. There are sometimes some folks living in the ruins, tread carefully so as not to disturb anyone. The hospital is very atmospheric and the roof is simply beautiful; definitely go up there. The basement is, well, pretty freaky. The dilapidated house nearest the road is inhabited by an old homeless dude, who luckily is friendly. Do not accidentally crawl into his house like I did; it’s his home. If you go to one abandoned building in Berlin, make it this one.

More details can be found here on Abandoned Berlin.



Officially one of the scariest places I have ever been, I do not recommend going at night even though that is exactly what I did. This is an abandoned theme park, complete with terrifying decaying rides, beasts, and a large family of monster-raccoons which live on site. The fence is very hard to get over so I recommend approaching the main gate and, quickly, scrambling underneath it. There are guards and there are dogs – be fucking careful and do not go alone. It is however well worth the risk; this is one of the most atmospheric places I have explored. Drunken dinosaurs and dilapidated ruins, curious paddleboats and nightmarish roller coaster clowns… Bring rum.

More details can be found here on Abandoned Berlin.

spree park

Teufelsburg Fortress:

A good hour or so outside of Berlin but well worth the visit. This abandoned military installation has since been colonized by a bunch of hippie dippie arty types who do not particularly enjoy sharing this admittedly very cool spot. There is tons of incredible graffiti inside and, to be fair, they have done a pretty good job of tidying the place and planting organic gardens. They will, for a fee, take you around on a tour of the facility. Now, since I don’t believe in paying to enter these kind of places (I mean, come on!) I walked around the perimeter until I found a hole in the very patched up fence. I wriggled under and happily explored for about forty minutes until I was captured by the enemy and threatened with the police being called. I left. The tours, which may be a better option, commence every day at 1pm. However, I reckon it will forever be pretty easy to sneak in…. just avoid the hippie masses!


The Institut for Anatomie: 

Another large hospital that is very easy to break into, you just go through a small hole in the fence and then you are in. The place has been totally trashed inside and the main attraction is hands down the old lecture theatre; check it out and dream of days gone past when eager young minds sat here to learn about… something. I’ll be honest, I had bugger all idea WHAT exactly I was exploring whilst I was here. This building is REALLY big and it can be pretty creepy, I think there is somebody living on the top floor so best head in with a buddy or two.

More details can be found here on Abandoned Berlin. 


Partying in Berlin

I’m gonna level with you right now, my idea of partying is chilling out in a few bars with a few beers and a smoke or two. Yeah, sure, I’ve found myself on moon-dappled beaches with beautiful blondes and stand-up dudes many a time but this is Europe, it’s not really my scene – if the music is like this; bom-che, bom-che, bom-che, I’m done.

Now, luckily for you cool cats and dashing dames, I asked around to get the low-down on cool places to party in Berlin. Here is what I found…

Berghain: This sounds like a trial by fire. Apparently this is the hottest club in all of Berlin. I met a German gal who had been there the night before. She described it as ‘a giant orgy’ and said she lost count once she had sex with around twenty people or so… Now, I’ll be honest with you folks, if I had gone; no matter if it had been an incredible or  a horrifying experience, I would simply tell you. I did not go. I did however do some research into this bizarre sounding late-night destination.

“If you want to get in, wear as little as possible… or lot’s of leather, that will also work”

“There is a room where people throw poop at each other”

“The Giant sex swing needs sterilising

I stopped my research at this point, for obvious reasons.

Sisyphus: Wild parties, somewhat similar to Barghain but more of a drug-scene than a sex-scene, or so I am told.

Kit Kat Club: Come here to push your sexual boundaries (what!? You mean it gets more mad than Barghain? Apparently so).

Mano Cafe: A chilled, yet crowded, bar well worth finding.

Zyankali: Halloween themed all year around. Drinks are served in chemistry beakers. Famed throughout Berlin for odd cocktails.

Wilma: A tiny hole-in-the wall bar owned by a co-op with cheap beer and a really cozy atmosphere. They have a lot of live music there.

Morgenrot: A really cool Anarchist bar, does one hell of a brunch.

Pratergarten: A really nice beer garden for a warm day.

Aufsturz: On the touristy side, but they have over one hundred beers from all around the world.

Neue Heimat: Super Berliner-hipster, but a friend informed me they have really good jazz jams every Friday night.

If you’re on a super speedy trip of European cities and don’t have much time, check out this awesome guide to getting the most out of Berlin in 48 hours by Make Time to See The World.

Check out this guide for more awesome alternative activities in Berlin

And for something just a little bit different, consider heading over to Ostbloc Bouldern Centre for a hearty day bouldering.


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